RetroFed10. Compensated Anarchist
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Top 10 jobs kids want
1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor
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- Compensated anarchist
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Former Child Actor in a close 11th place
Monster Truck Driver has to be to in the top 15 at least.
Forsaken aerialist is top 5 for sure
I LOVE PREPOTENTE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT CRAWLER BUT THAT CLASS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE EITHER
Goddammit donut, why are you typing in all caps?!
Hello fellow crawler
Why did I read that in Frank’s voice
THAT SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE, ITS THE BEST CLASS OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT’S MINE 💜
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT A “COMPENSATED ANARCHIST” IS ANYWAY, IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!
How do I follow an account on here?
BRB DELETING MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I CANT HAVE FOLLOWERS ON HERE, GOODBYE EVERYBODY
(certain clients will let you tag accounts fwiw)
Oh, that’s me! Former child 🤝
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Thanks. Adding to description
Transcribing an image with an image has got to be one of the most chaotic good things I’ve ever seen
I thought it was a code block in markdown.
How do i get paid as a woke moralist, i did my time in the comment section i want back pay and a woke pension…
Will settle for being a Holy fool
According to Fox News and their cult followers, George Soros should’ve been paying you already.
Darn am i going to be the only person not paid! 😭
Dungeon Crawler Carl reference?
Yup
I just want to be the stunt cock when movies need to show a big dong.
(Unrelated) Look what i just found in another thread!
Yeah I took like a four month break from posting but now I’m back.
You’re Lemmy-famous!
Sorry, job’s already taken.
I’m sorry but your dong is not big enough for that.
Holy Fool is a legitimate job ok??
Please LMK how the application process works
Ask your local priest.
Well my nine-to-five is a woke moralist gig but at least once a week I pick up a shift as a holy fool, and that’s where my real passion is.
12.45% wants to go into priesthood? That is more than previous generations.
You will get food and a bed and will have a calm life. The alternative sucks.
“Carl, why do you have that stupid goblin cook book in your hotbar???”
Moments you wanted to strangle Donut #1202
(Don’t get me wrong, I love Donut)
EXCUSE ME I AM RIGHT HERE
ANYWAY ITS RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH CARL LOVES THAT THING. HE SHOULD’VE PICKED THE MOTORCYCLE.
If “compensated anarchist”, can I be an Anarcho-Autist?
You be whomever you need to be. 👍
“I was a highwayman. Along the coach road I did ride….”
Y’all are getting paid?!
I’d go for Woke Moralist. Trans rights! Free Palestine! Go vegan!
Somehow I think “woke moralist” is nothing more than an SJW with a TikTok account that has unoriginal but popular hot takes and virtue signaling.
Nah.
https://youtu.be/7gztJxEL610
Sign me up for highwayman!
Sometimes you’ve gotta do what you love even if it’s not a good idea