A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, nine rings were gifted to the galaxy of man...
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That’s saurons cock ring, though
It changes size depending on who’s wearing it
He combed the desert
We ain’t found shit
Ok, keep looking though, there’s coffee in that nebula and the captain needs her cup.
Look, sir, NAZGUL!
I don’t remember this opening to Bad Batch.
Amazingly the Stormtrooper was able to journey all the way to Mt. Doom without succumbing to the rings influence. At the critical moment when he threw the ring into the fiery pit he realised that everything he has done up to this point was for nothing because he missed the fiery pit.