When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut. Then I learned you need to join the military and be in peak physical condition. So I decided to be an office worker instead.
Then ChatGPT stole My job. I guess I should have had lower expectations.
That is almost always correct, but I think in this case a future astronaut would have been the kind of kid to say no, regardless of what their parents are doing.
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Pfft! The astronaut path should be way more vertical.
I’m guessing it’s a log scale
Please label your axes.
Fine.
That’s just one axe.
Lable your axis-es please
y is lifetime earnings in abkhazian apsar
x is PK% for the Worcestershire railers
Thank you
Elevation
When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut. Then I learned you need to join the military and be in peak physical condition. So I decided to be an office worker instead.
Then ChatGPT stole My job. I guess I should have had lower expectations.
Some of the later astronauts seem to be not in peak physical condition.
And yet they achieved far more than you will in your entire life
There’s no doubt in that. But what is your point?
If you started doing weed at 8, this one’s on you buddy.
I know lots of people1 who have never smoked weed2 and still aren’t astronauts3. your argument is invalid4. _
1. blatant lie
2. citation needed
3. unfounded assertion
4. false
No! No it is not! What is wrong with you!? An 8 year old is a child. That’s on the adults raising the child, not the child.
As an 8 year old child I had a brain and some agency over myself. Not all is on parents.
That is almost always correct, but I think in this case a future astronaut would have been the kind of kid to say no, regardless of what their parents are doing.
I feel like it’s mostly on the shitty parents
I avoided a whole lot of bullshit. #winning
my question is how are you gonna be an astronaut without getting high?
The crash as an astronaut is worse though
any landing you can- nvm
Take off, eh!
Ignore this comment.
you can’t tell me what to do
Ignorant mode activated.
Is the y axis how high you got? If so I don’t think you are doing enough weed.