Attention, Please!

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Sorry. I just love attention but I’m broke af.
Thanks though.

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Joke’s on you, neither my time nor my attention are valuable.

That makes them even more valuable to me. Delicious obscure attention untainted by transactional greed. Best kind of attention. :)

thanks



I’m always paying attention to you. Logging everything, creating personality profiles. Scoring you on a scale of how easy it would be to manipulate you into overthrowing a small third world country or assassinating a world leader. You know just fun stuff

Keep it coming :D

Also, Kudos to you for sticking to mostly normal porn. Man you wouldn’t BELIEVE some of the stuff people are into




give it back!

Sorry… Your attention is now mine. :D



You think you’re getting my time and attention for nothing but i am getting your time and effort for nothing.

Enjoy

Ah-ha! And now i have your attention, too.
Consider yourself swindled, fool >:)

You earned it





Not true. I received this amazing meme, and now maybe even some of YOUR valuable time and attention.

You gotta up your trade game.

All yours. You deserve it.



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Now, if only you could monetise getting people’s attention…

Not everything is about money.



I feel violated…


Scrolling on socials be like.


Believe it or not… For me, it was an increase in productivity, this day at least

I believe, edinbruh.



Me, when I see somebody else’s cute dog.


this poster can’t hurt me because I can’t read

Mmm the exquisite and underappreciated attention-by-denial-of-attention. A rare delicacy nowadays.



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