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I once rescued a fallen (unable to fly yet) young starling from kitties and got them back in their nest, they were like 7g and often didn’t feel like I was actually holding anything! We called them Houdini

I don’t have any images due to a loss of data, so instead my partner to the rescue! Houdini –

here’s a kiwi :3

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hah i wish my cats were that light - my cuddle-monster loves placing his whole body straight across my keyboard, and he presses ALL the keys.

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Same! We just rescued a kitten from the shelter, she’s 5 months old and every time I open my laptop she’ll sit on it, and always somehow open calculator, enable airplane mode and then open several programs. And then search for yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy3333333;;;;;; or something similar.

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Well…….what came up in the search results???

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“Cat is hungry, supply more food”

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Cat pics please?

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Sorry, forgot the cat tax!

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I am pretty sure you can deduct which of those two rascals is the one using my keyboard as a recreational sleeping spot.

But to even it out, the other one thought it would be a great idea this night to take advantage of me sleeping while making an attempt at standing on my throat with all 4 paws at once.

I was not sleeping afterwards, that i can assure you of lol

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You mean smol

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You have failed the smolness test (you are too smol)

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Now that’s what I call THOCK.

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Smol = doesn’t press keys

Bigg = Presses keys

Chonky = bends keyboard

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um actually i have 0.0002milla weight dynamic lockheedmartin switches so it would in fact press my keys

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Lockheed Martin? Did you get it for your anti-ballistic missile defense system?

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my fingers are the missiles and the keys are the defense system

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Straight to jail with this criminal

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That’s the best size of kitten.

I’ve always wanted to breed toy kittens. But my issues with kitten mills and pet overpopulation have prevented me from doing that. We have teacup dogs. But we don’t have teacup cats. I want to breed giant Russian, dwarf, hamsters and dwarf kittens. But I can’t and I shouldn’t.

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Have you seen Flemish giant rabbits? They’re bazooka bunnies

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big chungus is real

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There’s a very sad story involving North Korea and giant rabbits

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The only story I could find after googling “North Korea giant rabbits” was this:

BERLIN: A German farmer who sold 12 giant rabbits to North Korea with the aim of setting up a breeding program to alleviate famine has said he was shocked to hear they were eaten at Kim Jong-il’s birthday banquet.

Which I mean… they were sent as gifts to be breeding stock for meat production. It seems more like a mismanagement of charity resources than a sad story to me.

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Mismanagement of resources is the saddest of stories 😔

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That’s the best size of kitten.

Wrong! We need bigger kittens. The bigger the better.

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Miniature giant hamsters from outer space you say?

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Some people won’t tell you they were alive during the ‘80s. But there will be signs.

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Ma’am this smolness is illegal.

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its your duty to fatten em up

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He/Him

he cannot gaming :(

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