IllegalLifeProTips

Anyone have any brilliant ideas?

Let’s say you want to earn some quick couple grands because you can’t sell your house for anything above market value. At this point, you’re pretty desparate. But you’re smart. After some careful research, you decide to source some rocket fuel and gasoline to soak your floorboards with. Once all valuables have been removed from the property, you set up a small chemical delay reaction that will set off a chain reaction to ignite the rocket fuel mixture. The plan is a success, you planned everything immaculately and even managed to set up a convincing alibi to shield yourself from prosecution. You immediately hop onto your phone to contact the insurance company to claim a fat wad of cash. Everything went well. Or so you think.

Then, after you rob the store, “accidentally” drop the phone at the scene before you make a getaway so the authorities will go on a false trail to arrest your enemy. Also make sure to wear a sock over your head so if anyone tries to grab you, all thet get is a sock.