stop making him look so cool lmao

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He hates genocide?

No, no, he’s bad in every way, there’s just no concrete examples


If he is capable of hating genocide, what other hate does he hold in his heart?



It is impossible to take an unflattering picture of the guy. I don’t like idolizing politicians, but it’s hard not to

he’s also melting my cynicism away.



It is the New York post, it has never not been a fucking right-wing rag.

Ha, they know what’s up, thanks for sharing that I never heard this one.




Did they say it was a “Mao-style bicycle” like the (old British-made) one Jeremy Corbyn was photographed on?


Legitimately a clever headline


As much as I like Mamdani, that is a pretty poor posture for riding a bike.
You gotta use the balls of your feet! It’s much more effiecient and comfortable

He is riding a short distance in dress shoes, not racing. His priority is having his shoes not slip off the pedals, not peak efficiency.

I usually ride my bike casually, not racing either, and I still like the bikeride to not be heavier than it needs to be.
That said, I have never cycled using dress shoes, so that might be a valid point.

They are very slippery. He is riding correctly for his clothes. 👍


My shin definitely remembers trying it



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Your balls are on your feet?? Medical science has sure come a long way..

It’s either that, or it’s public education that still has a long way to go /jk



I wouldn’t worry. Photographs only take a few moments



“Zo” is still Alonzo Mourning to me…

Is “Zoma” a thing? I feel like that could be a thing.


what does it mean actually?

I believe they are using it as an abbreviation for Zohran






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Bro has no bad pictures

Fr. Imagine the editor being like “hahah we got him now” and all they can find is pictures of him that day looking like a ray of fucking sunshine.



Too bad they put such a nice chap on the front page, now we can’t use that rag for TP anymore…


The fuck is Israel parade? Jewish pride, sure; but Israel? That’s weird.

It is when you take pride into the genocide of others


Truly, fuck Israel, but it’s really not uncommon for parades to be country-specific-themed in large cities.




Staten Island should just go be part of New Jersey.


They couldn’t dig up any dirt on him so they had to try and make him going for a bike ride sound sinister hahaha gutter press is beyond pathetic!

https://youtu.be/GugsCdLHm-Q

had to try and make him going for a bike ride sound sinister




can’t wait for the intro of the NYC - specific The West Wing reboot.

“Monyc in a bicycle accident. Come to the office” - I guess it’s a text this time since pagers are a bit antiquated


he sent a guy in his place to the shitrael parade no ?


Zohran for my son-in-law.

Skip a degree of separation and make him your husband!

Nah my son is single. 😝



Zohran for my sugar daddy



Even if I put my head into a rabid MAGA, I don’t see any insults. The right wing is really grasping for straws.

That’s the Murdoch family, so while yes, they’ve always been conservative (one of the sons is not actually a conservative), it’s more accurate to say the ultra wealthy are grasping at straws. MAGA doesn’t support Israel’s pushing us into war with Iran, so as you stated, they wouldn’t buy this issue based on that cover, but billionaires and other special interest groups sure would love for everyone to buy this narrative.

that is why ISrael is trying to buy christian conservative influence more and more, they need far-right christian on thier side. the popular shtick is with the far right is anti-semitism, thats why it also rubbed right wing pundits, like ownes, tucker carlson,mtg the wrong way, also Charlie kirk who “died right after he display dispealsure towards israel.



Like wearing a tan suit, or eating Dijon mustard.

Pardon me, would you happen to have any generic yellow mustard?

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I didn’t even get it was supposed to be insulting somehow. I read the title, thought “good for him” and then started wondering where the meme is because we’re just spitting fire here.


It’s just emotional chum for the right wing to stay frothy at the out-group. Even though many of them would benefit from DSA or further left policies, they’re drunk on group identity. (See also: every right wing accusation is a confession, “identity politics")


I’ll try:

Biking is for poor, unimportant people. Real men drive cars. A mayor has to look professional and important by getting chauffeured around. It’s just unbecoming of his office. It’s a slap in the face of all the hardworking folk that paid good money (or are still paying their loan) for a car by suggesting that cycling is actually okay and dignified and perfectly suitable for a man of his standing.

It’s also obviously a political move to snub the oil industry. He’s probably bought into the whole climate change hoax, so next he’ll come for your car too. Not to mention the reason for the whole circus around the Strait of Iran or whatever is them raising our gas prices. He’s basically saying it’s all pointless anyway because we don’t really need gas, and all the work Trump is doing to secure a good deal, a great deal, the best deal, is a waste. And what about the soldiers he’s disrespecting with that too?

Of course, the cherry on top is that he’s actively showing his disdain for Israel, who have been a loyal ally in the whole Iran thing. Of course, he’s a libruhl commie Muslim, so it’s no surprise that he hates them. Still, this is public confirmation that he’s evil.


Sorry if that got too real. I have far more experience with being a miserable, hateful piece of shit than I’d like, and definitely more than anyone should have.


isnt that all they do, grasp at straws,. also the DNC were attacking him as well too.



Absolutely nobody is anywhere near as good at selling Mamdani as the people that hate him the most. I love it.

Fox News had to stop showing bullet points of Z’s agenda because their viewers were responding positively to it.


hes getting free press, the same tactic used with trump that benefitted him worked both ways.

MAGAs always get excited about their little tricks until they realize those same tricks can be used against them, too. Then they get pissy.

Only if we’re lucky will a new wave of leftists like Mamdani use the tricks. For some strange reason the moderates are above such dirty tricks for decorum and preserving unity.

Establishment Corporate Dems are far too obsessed with being POLITE to corrupt, arrogant, incompetent, traitors, racists, and pedophiles.






He’s not a traitor, or a pedophile, or even corrupt. He’s not even incompetent! How could ANYONE vote for this guy?

Everybody kept saying the stuff I wanted was “socialism”.

They can never explain what’s bad about socialism, they just know that it is.

If you want to have real fun with them ask them why they are so against socialism when it’s already practised every day for corporations. LLCs are a socialist compatible idea, so are bail outs and debt restructuring. How come they’re always fine with it then?

How are LLCs, bailouts, and debt restructuring socialist compatible ideas?

Their point is people always justify corporate bailouts because of some social good. But then turn around an act appalled when you suggest taking out the corporate middle man and just providing services directly to the people.

I’m fine with the government serving the people as long as it doesn’t hold a monopoly.






The elections are rigged. And I have the made up evidence to prove it.



They will do anything to make him seem like a creep, but he isn’t. He’s just like a normal guy. And a pretty good looking one of that.

Edit: the sexiest, hottest thing about this guy is that his perfectly normal (and he IS very sexy and hot). What does that say about our society? What does that say about us?

.#NormalPorn

The world is burning and the right’s biggest problem is someone being a good human being is likeable.

He rode a bike! How dare he!

And a smile? In public?! Unforgivable! We must destroy him!

Our nation is crumbling, and this is obviously the cause!



The sexiest thing about him was how he handled Trump

Calling him a fascist to his face was nothing short of hilarious

And Trump was like “fair enough.”



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That tag tells me that there’s a lot of people that need to be keept away from the poor man.



How do you try to smear someone but end up making them look so awesome?


There is no reality in which NYPost turns down a chance to hate both cyclists and Muslims at the same time. Those are like their two favorite things to do.


Just a sweet picture of a, so far, beloved man, smiling on a bike ride.

New York Post: CYCLE OF HATE

Amazingly tone deaf. Absolute failure of an attempt to smear.


You dare ignore a terrorist state rally to go cycling downtown?

You’re literally gay woke Hitler.

  • Half of DNC and All Of GOP (probably)

Most of DNC, besides for the socialists.


I agree. He shouldn’t have ignored them. He should’ve arrested them.



I’ve been laughing at this for like 5 mins


NYP headlines will aleays be funny but stop calling them a newspaper. It’s a tabloid lol.


Would totally skip zionist parade for a nice bike ride.


Caliper brakes? I’ll bet that thing didn’t even cost ten grand – embarrassment to cycling.

That suit is NOT aero.


No mudguards? In a suit?



Somebody tricked the NYP into running a pro-mamdani cover. If I ever meet the tipster I’ll buy them a beer.


*I don’t want to be a candidate for Vietnam or Watergate\

Cause all I wanna do is
*Bicycle (yeah) bicycle (eh) bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle (c’mon) bicycle


Don’t you just love it how the people that want him gone most, are inadvertedly extremely good at promoting this man.


must be a slow news day if the headline is the mayor riding a bike


So…because he didn’t go to a parade, he hates them? Damn…I didn’t go because I don’t live in New York…I was out of town….and I am now, by NYT Standards, a hater…wow….

Actual hate crime.


Or maybe he just figured he’d take advantage of the quieter trails while everyone was at the parade.


interesting they dint call him anti-semetic yet.



This is like the hot dog on a skateboard with a guy saying “This sucks actually”.


its literally tan suit obama, and djoin mustard obama. it went the same with biden too. funny thing it makes them more “normal”, and conservative hate how “normal” people are supppose to be and not ughly ghouls doing heinous things like trump.



CYCLE

OF

HATE!

They should go in business for editing metal bands their lyric videos. They’d be naturals at it.


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