Showing your age

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38-years-old, max, unless he’s some kind of freak with a different number of fingers on each hand.

He’s definitely not some kind of freak.


What do you think his hands look like on odd numbered years?

That’s when the “tie-breaker” comes into play



That really doesn’t look like the hairline of a 38 year old to me.




Stephen King novel idea: You are born without fingers, you grow a new one for every year you’ve been alive.

But the fingers don’t just grow on your hands




He grew so many fingers for nothing! He could count way more efficient with the fingers at hand cough.

I.e. the sumerians used to count to 60+ with 2 hands. They and their sexagesimal system.

You could also do binary and count up to 31 on 1 hand or 1023 or both hands.

Whoa.

And what if… if you used those positional finger values (that has power.) in conjunction with a non-binary value per finger. In it’s literal sense, with more than 2 states. Oh. The possibilities!



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His mother was a venus fly trap.



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At this point, AIs are better at getting the number of fingers correct than some humans


I think I’ve seen this image before AI but the joke was about how artists convey movement. That smear frames look really weird in a static image



Sea anemone fingers!


Why he look like Warren Jeffs tho


Ah, the Chernobyl generation.


Somebody looked outside


I’m sick of these AI slop images.


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