Always keep one on you

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That card is a representation of bribed cops and politicians.

They are more than happy to release him. They are getting paid handsomely to do it.

Lit. the Rober Barons.



The Epstein Member’s Club Card

Well, he did get out of jail, didn’t he?



The card is a Trump pardon

So, trump card.



Could be worse. Could be the Go to Jail card mistaken for a Get out of Jail Free card. I’ve literally seen someone do that - put it by their money pile and everything - and the other player not notice. I’m not even sure the person who had it knew they’d committed the “crime” by doing that.

As a child at the time, I somewhat carelessly blurted out what they’d done not long after I noticed.

Cheating is in the spirit of Monopoly


Ending up in jail is a good thing in monopoly once all properties are bought. You can stay there, collect rent and make trades without risking landing on someone’s property and paying rent.



Needs a top hat and a monocle.

Supposedly he never had a monocle. But you and I both know that they have been messing with the timeline.

Berenstain Bears my ass. I gotta find my way back to the dimension where that was spelled with an e.


This is the grimdark timeline


Exactly. Mandala effect my ass. Made this shit up to cover their tracks. “Oh, no. You’re just not remembering correctly!” Fookin’ gaslighting is what that is.




They’ll give it back on the way out of the prison. Didn’t you ever see Blues Brothers?



Worked for CZ of binance.




Tis a Monopoly reference?


They were trumped up charges anyway


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