POV: My Pockets

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Why “POV”?

That doesn’t make sense.

Portrayal Of Violence

Mind if I steal that line from time to time?

It’s yours now



Pockets of Violence, the new Billy Talent single



Nobody:

OP: “POV:”



Why is she threatening him? Sorry I don’t get it.

I think the joke is the absurdity and surprise of it.

OP has a spork and they’re so random? A real penguin of DOOM.

Oh I meant to reply to the comment above. I shouldn’t post pre-coffee.




She keeps the knife in her pocket


If some rando in their undies is complementing your dress, bit of a red flag, might just be pro-active and get stabby.

Is the dash supposed to be there?

I guess people who generally are in favor of activity will stab people?

Stabbing is a form of activity, so maybe?





You now know why women are not allowed pockets.



This is fine
though if it were for personal gain I’d have to say:

A frame from *Cowboy Bebop* with Spike in a puffy winter coat with an upset expression. He's about to say: "Take a look: do I really look like I have money‽"
“Take a look: do I really look like I have money‽”

(a decade ago I got a heavily pocket-adorned coat that transforms into a pillow, perhaps it’s worthy of being stabbed over in this context)


I feel her joy when she says her dress has pockets. I also love pockets in my dress to carry my knife!


POV: You are reading the comments underneath a comic with a title you don’t understand.


With great pockets comes great responsibility.



This is why I don’t compliment women in public


When you want to look cute but you’re a stabbing robot


I’d pull a knife on a diaper wearing adult of the opposite gender, that is approaching me too!

That’s not a diaper, that’s a speedo!



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