Tension [MrLovenstein]

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Tension [MrLovenstein]

J. L. Westover | Bluesky | Patreon

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Doing a death roll (for self-care).

Transcript

A comic in 3 panels

Panel 1. Blue Guy meditates, palms pressed together in prayer, or Añjali Mudrā (Namaste)

Blue Guy: Unclench your jaw, unfurrow your brow, relax your shoulders

Panel 2: Blue Guy spreads his arms wide, a look of absolute serenity radiates from him.

Blue Guy: Release the tension in your body

Panel 3: Blue Guy looks peacefully down, though sweat trickles down the side of his forehead at the alligator angrily clamped onto his leg.

Blue Guy: Please

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Secret Panel

Comic in 2 panels, grey and white

Panel 1: Blue Guy looks down surprised at the alligator who replies

Alligator: Ok, I’ll do two of those

Panel 2: Sweat pours down the Blue Guys face as the alligator unfurrows its brow and relaxes its legs.

Blue Guy: I was hoping for the first one, but it’s progress…

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.uoᴉʇɐnʇᴉs ɔᴉɟᴉɔǝds sᴉɥʇ oʇ ǝʇɐlǝɹ uɐɔ I ,uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ s∀

And the “au” in the username suddenly now makes sense

That, or I am very, very, very far away.

Or made of gold.


On the opposite side of the sun, sharing an orbit with Earth, forever hidden from view.





That feeling when you’re going to make a joke, but just to be sure, you check the alt-text, and you find that the author has already made a similar joke.



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