Lobster

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Lobster
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must be a rock lobster


It was a bach lobster


Doesn’t he know how soul-crushing it is to be a musician in today’s economy? Get back in the tank while you still can, little lobster!


He can only play Chopsticks with those claws


Doesn’t the red mean it’s already been cooked?

There’s a bit of blue at the bottom, so you could say it’s cooking.

The customers seem to like it and the vibe is good, so I guess we just let it cook.




They sit at the bar, and put bread in my jar, and say, “hey lobster, what are you doing here?”


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