Jack vs Colonel Q

submitted by Three fries short of a happy meal
Panels 1/2: Jack punching Col. Simmons. Panel 3: Q saying "You hit me. Picard never hit me." Panel 4: Jack saying "I'm not Picard"
  • Stargate SG-1 S6E11 “Prometheus”
  • Star Trek: Deep Space Nine S1E6 “Q-Less”
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O’Neill: “This guy really gets on my nerves. He keeps comparing me to a Captain Picard.”

Carter: “Who’s that?”

O’Neil: “I don’t know, he supposedly commanded the carrier Enterprise at one point but I can’t find any record of him.”

by Three fries short of a happy meal OP depth: 2

O’Neill is only familiar with classic Trek. You need to talk with Teal’c if you need someone who understands your nutrek references.

Did you just fucking call The Next Generation NuTrek??

It’s like that “modern art” from 1863.


this awful wave of nutrek started when they got rid of the enterprise’s captain and replaced him with this shatner guy. like really? the guy from that twilight zone episode?

by Three fries short of a happy meal OP depth: 5

William Shatner? The actor?



by Three fries short of a happy meal OP depth: 4

Yeah, TNG/DS9/VOY/ENT

Oh no you didn’t


You just made an enemy for life. Until I forget about it in five minutes. Outrageous!


*Jazz music stops*






Holy shit, O’Neill hit him so hard he grew a handlebar mustache!

by Three fries short of a happy meal OP depth: 2



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Slapped a mustache on Q. Good aim.

He made it with some scotch tape and pocket lint.

by Three fries short of a happy meal OP depth: 3

*MacGyver’d it




Picard never flushed me out an airlock!


Just a punch? Q’s lucky he didn’t get the full False God treatment plan.

by Three fries short of a happy meal OP depth: 2

I would argue that Q doesn’t deserve to be treated as a false god. If anything, Q truly is a god, considering he actually is an omnipotent being and all.

Is he though? An inter-dimensional being with great powers: yes, definitely.

But an omnipotent god? We’ve seen them die, kill each other, grown complacent and bored, and in need of help from a mere human to find their way out of a civil war. Personally I don’t consider them gods, just as we aren’t gods even though an ant might think otherwise.

Or, to quote Quinn:

You mustn’t think of us as omnipotent, no matter what The Continuum would like you to believe. You and your ship seem incredibly powerful to life-forms without your technical expertise. It’s no different with us. We may appear omnipotent to you, but believe me, we’re not.



I don’t think Q ever said he was a god. It was always someone else saying he is iirc. So the false God treatment would’ve not worked. More of a egotistical asshole treatment.



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