Finally some statistics

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bunny wrapped: you ate 13 cables this year. you thumped 2,461 times. you hopped a total of 4,109,013 meters. your highest binky was 76 centimeters. you spent 481 hours flopped. you blinked 3 times. you ate 15,021 grams of hay. your favourite food was carpet. You were in the top 0.01% for eaters of wall

Also here’s a picture of two bunnies:

A grey-and-white bunny and a black-and-white bunny are lying closely next to each other on a rug, they are cuddling and look sleepy

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I wanna know how it hopped 10% of the length of the earth across the equator.

That’s only 11km/7 miles per day. Not likely for an indoor animal but not inconceivable for a pet either.


I’d be more willing to believe it if the second comma was a decimal point.


Still not likely, but becomes slightly more likely if we’re counting the full distance of the arc hopped, and not just the horizontal distance travelled.


only 3 blinks though



I feel judged and attacked…


Is this from the Dwarf Fortress clone Bunny Burrow?


wow only 15 grams of hay


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