Oracle’s 21,000 layoffs help drive its debt-fueled AI investments

The huge benefit of a database is that you can get an exact answer in table form. It usually only leaks with a direct attack.

SELECT Issues FROM AI_investment WHERE Conclusion = “doh!”;

Sure, here’s an answer. With AI let’s just hope you don’t get “garbage out” even when you put neatly ordered assets in. AI’s tendency to misuse ‘assets’ as training-data and ending up somewhere else is another side hustle for AI. And then we have these circular Nvidia deals which is product tying at best. Not that it matters, but would you like me to figure out more answers, or do you want me to perform a totally different query?

/Sigh.