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Microblog post: Kirby has no ankles because the goddess Athena saw what became of Achilles and sought to fashion a warrior that, this time, would not be plagued by a single flaw

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Achilles was held by his heel when his mom dipped him in the river Styx as an infant, so that was the only place not touched by the water and the only place left vulnerable. If a being didn’t have heels, ankles, feet, or whatever, presumably it would have to be held by some other part, leaving that part vulnerable. Or they could, you know, shift their hold a moment to get the water everywhere.

It’s my job to overanalyze jokes.


Hey Kirby. Whatcha doin Kirby? Whatcha doin Kirby? Whatcha doin there?

I don’t know… Maybe get a kitten.



Ah, yes. Famously, Achilles’ weakness was his ankle


“I thought it was an ankle. It was a heel!? Fuuucckkk!!”


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