Rejected? No problem! Just send this! /s

Dear Harvard Admissions,

Thank you for your interest in giving me a Harvard rejection letter.

I have reviewed your letter and I am impressed with your rejection reasons and other suggestions. However, I have received many rejection letters this year. Therefore, after careful consideration, I have decided not to accept your rejection letter.

Please understand this is not a negative evaluation of your rejection letter, but rather a reflection of my unique choice criteria.

Once again, I appreciate your courage to give me a rejection letter and wish you every success in your future rejecting.

I’ll see you all on campus in August!

Best wishes.

Replace with your dream college and get to work, happy acceptances!