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"After looking around the room for 2 minutes, my wife says "I can't find the case for 'Wood'". Picture of the disk for Doom rotated by 90°. Below a picture of a forest with the hud and the chainsaw of the original Doom
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It sucks having to wait until you’re 81 to play with your wood.

It sucks being so obedient to actually pay attention to random numbers on the shiny disks :)

Better than speeding through school zones.

does 81 through a school zone

“AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN”




You mean 8L right

So 58?

  1. If the smaller number comes first it gets subtracted.

Oh, alright thanks





+81

You can play it when you’re 81 years older than you are now




It have a T-shirt that says “MOOD” in just that style! Of course, since I’m the one wearing it I only ever see it in the mirror.


You can look at it before putting it on. Your welcum!



Your wife has a case for my wood.

Don’t get up. I’ll see myself out.

Funny how she has trouble finding it!

(Hold the door for me please, I’m right behind you).




How good would (wood?) a tree-felling game be?
There is a bit to it lining up cuts just right.

Yea with all these simulator game being popular, i can’t see why a tree-felling sim wooden get as much praise as powerwashing sim.

Farm Simulator has a bunch of tree farming content in the base game


Valheim is basically that, with the added fun of occasionally being squished by a troll

So basically the EXACT same thing as being a Swedish lumberjack IRL!




You’re the Wood guy, you’re taking care of a forest.


If the pope shits in the woods, does Doom Guy hear it?

He is not just hearing, he’s on his way! (The Pope is actually the final boss. The Woodguy(tm) was living in peace with all the animals, until The Pope came and started shitting all around.



There was that minigame in Superhot.


RUST has a pretty fun “minigame” where you have to connect certain points with each axe chop/chainsaw cut to quickly fall the tree, always wondered why that hasn’t been poached for other games.




Best I can do is mowing the lawn in Doom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgaJgzKOypU

dl the WAD here


Knee Deep In The Underbrush

The Shores Of Sawdust

Inferno

Thy Bark Consumed

Wooden Sigil

Wooden Sigil II (couldn’t think of anything good for those ones)



Someone should make this a Gzdoom mod.

There’s already a sourceport called Woof.

i mean like a mod about deforestation called “wood” where you cut down trees.
similar to this meme
but i think i get your point “woof” does rhyme with “wood”

“woof” does rhyme with “wood”

No it doesn’t. The only way ‘wood’ sounds anything like “woof” is when pronounced by Jonathan Ross (the English TV guy, not the American murderer) 😛





I approve of this.


I’m sorry, this looks like a gorgeous game, I would love it, but it is potentially devastatingly worse for the environment. Of course this depends on hell ventilation and demon methane output

Have we considered a BFG that plants trees


Lumberjacked is pretty close


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