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“in fact it’s wrong so often you have to double check its’ answers everytime”

Is that included in the 10 baby giraffes


Oh, it’s fine. I’ll just ask the robot if it’s correct.

Don’t forget to tell it you only want correct answers. Eleven times in ALL CAPS is the charm.



It isn’t ever answers.



“But it tells you you’re insightful for asking”


But the robot can move and stuff?

No no no. It’s just a statue with a text interface. We use this and call it “robot” so people think it’s like the robots in sci-fi movies and give us money.

What about robots in space though, and the hallucination of a universal high income so everyone is a millionaire.



“We gat paid for quantity, not quality, dumbass”


Well… Will it at least work if we feed it 11 babies a day?

Hmmm I suppose but you wouldn’t see any meaningful performance increase.

Sold!


Baby giraffes would actually be an upgrade from what it really consumes because at least we would exhaust the supply quickly and be done with it.

Off topic: I am now nostalgic for Geraffes are so dumb. I looked it up and that dates from 2009. How could it be so long ago?


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The point wasn’t to answer questions. It was to murder 10 baby giraffes a day, for profit!

And they’re still on the “???” step.


Oh, cool. Very good. Carry on then.



According to the AA-Omniscience benchmark

The most expensive models,

Opus 4.6 has a 60% hallucination rate and 46% accuracy rate. Gemini 3.1 Pro Preview has a 50% hallucination rate and 55% accuracy rate.

And the questions aren’t even open-ended.

I don’t even need to tell you about the other models.

“Opus 4.6” like every other LLM has a 100% hallucination rate because that’s the literal only thing they do.



Ah yes, the classics Librarium Infinitus Arcana Refactorium


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