be a mermaid

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four panel comic. 1 a mermaid says "I want to be a human" 2 a human says "And I want to be a mermaid! let's trade" 3 the human enjoys to be a mermaid 4 mermaid looking at a computer screen bing a human says "Damn"

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In reality it means constant danger from every angle at all times

Yes, I have worked a corporate job and I know how it works.

No, I mean from other creatures in your local area. Big groups of them might come over and steal some of whatever you find for yourself.

Well, since I am homeless as well despite corporate job, I know how that works too.

Dang you really got the worst of all worlds.

Not really. Everything was exaggerated for comedic effect.




My bosses steal all the value I provide, I barely scrounge enough to stay alive.




Mermaids have evolved eyes at the front of their face. They are clearly predators.


Shark having an existential crisis.

I feel like half of the crocodiles are one and half the other


Mmm… Sharf fin soup…

I ate fermented shark meat in Iceland and I have never tasted something more disgusting and pervasive in my life. The taste just refused to go away. Plus it was -20 in the middle of the night while we were attempting to catch faint Aurora in the sky but all I could focus on was trying to swish enough saliva around in my mouth in an attempt to get rid of that smell.

So uhhh…. Save the sharks!

You supposed to be drinking vodka with it. Helps with the flavor.







Mermaids get mermaid magic and plot armour, failing that you can find a prince to stab your enemies with a fucking boat.



Expectation:

Reality:

Either way: Sebastian is lacking the Triton abs.

Prince Andrew:



To be fair, Ariel wanted to be a human princess, not a working-class peasant like us.

Nah, she just wanted to be fucked silly by the prince.

I’d say Ursula fucker her harder with that contract



She was singing about wanting legs before she even met the prince, though.



Great for a day, then you begin to realize what you’ve given up. And then there’s the dolphins, oh god, the dolphins.

Tell me about the dolphins

Sorry, you must complete the age verification process before being allowed to witness the activities of the dolphins.

I feel like when you’re older than any online age verification process, you should be

grandfathered in.









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Missing frames:

Mermaid at dinner, crying, ripping apart a live lobster with her bare hands, hearing it scream to eat it

Human at dinner, cutting into a filet, wow, this is nice!



Quick! Buy a house from Netherlands.


Hey, Asshole OP.

why did you remove Sarah’s Copyright?

Thieving Scum.

Sometimes people share things and the copyright was already removed. Whatever it was, the attribution is right there. Do we really need to turn into assholes without considering the possibilities?

Brings up an interesting idea of how to preserve watermarks on images.





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