Coherent ideology

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Coherent ideology

[a green flag with a leaf stands above an utopian green city with vegetation and clean energy]
Greenists believe that the world should be a better place for green people, and everyone else too

[an orange fascist-looking star in a gear logo stands above a bleak concrete city]
Orangites believe that the world should only have orange people, and that all greens should be hung

[an orange character speaks smugly, in a bedroom that contains an orangite logo and a greenist/orangite flag]
Me?
I’m a greenist-orangite,
why do you ask?

https://thebad.website/comic/coherent_ideology

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all greens should be hung

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That’s a big ol grenis

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Thanks for correctly understanding the plight of orangites.

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“I’m an orange but want I green pussy”

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*hanged

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Oranges are unlikely to know the correct term.

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Ideology/politics hedging. Off chance your main fails, got a fallback. Fuck that. Great comic.

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Wow. A strawman and a false dichotomy. Impressive. The only people that extremists hate more than the other side are the people who refuse to take one.

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“With enemies you know where they stand, but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me. What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?” - Capt. Zapp Brannigan

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Zapp accidentally made a good point.

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This is literally Ireland. Did you not check before using green and orange as if it’s an abstract concept

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Are you joking? I can never tell anymore

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Comments in Flippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

in a world in which “right” is just parroting “far-right”, “neoliberal centrism” is just a rebranding of plain old right.

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By which I mean that your assessment is spot on, not that you’re a Neoliberal or a fascist 😁

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Comments in Memes of Production@quokk.au

*hanged.

Hung means something else entirely.

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Maybe it’s not a typo.

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“And they lusted after their lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and their emissions was like that of stallions”

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Meat is also hung, perhaps they aim to mussolini

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Fucking heretic. Only Orangist-Greenism is dialectically valid!

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